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Shut up and Squat

Jul 7 '14

comic-chick:

wombattea:

sizvideos:

How to catch an emu - Video

LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THIS IS A LEGIT THING

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.

Jul 7 '14

badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

Jul 7 '14

penisflamingo:

It’s not a crush. It’s a long distance one sided relationship. 

Jun 20 '14
Jun 20 '14

"In a lot of ways Piper was my Trojan Horse. You’re not going to go into a network and sell a show on really fascinating tales of black women, and Latina women, and old women and criminals. But if you take this white girl, this sort of fish out of water, and you follow her in, you can then expand your world and tell all of those other stories. But it’s a hard sell to just go in and try to sell those stories initially. The girl next door, the cool blonde, is a very easy access point, and it’s relatable for a lot of audiences and a lot of networks looking for a certain demographic. It’s useful."

Jenji Kohan, Orange is the New Black show creator

(Source: missdontcare-x)

Jun 20 '14
Jun 20 '14

(Source: simplypi)

Jun 20 '14

amyjystad:

thatgirlcanlift:

for-the-joy-of-running:

Hahahaha yes

Lmao yes

NEVER

(Source: maiasmitchel)

Jun 20 '14

dorkstrider:

moment of silence for those people who followed me since i started this blog

they have seen things i am not proud of

(Source: queerrapidash)

Jun 20 '14
"If it was meant to last, it would have."
Red (Orange Is The New Black)

(Source: xo-lovebug)